The Wii Fit Says I'm Fat

So, in spite of it, I like to eat chocolate cake while playing.
My balance is fine, thank you very much.
I am in decent shape.
I can do yoga.
I can do push ups and lunges and jack knives and twists.
But I still don't fit your "standard".

I used to.
I used to be a stick with no curves but that wasn't good enough either.
So now that I have curves, they still aren't right.
I'm supposed to lose weight.
I'm supposed to eat healthy.
I'm supposed to forget that we only live life once so we should enjoy it and not waste it counting calories.
So, Wii Fit, I dare you to make me feel inferior.
I dare you to tell me that I can't eat chocolate cake. Or Oreos. Or cheesecake. Or pizza.
I dare you to make me feel like I'm not good enough.




And yet, I somehow feel guilty for that piece of chocolate cake.