Saliva

Alex and I have been marathoning seasons of Bones recently. What can I say- I love the show and I have managed to get him addicted as well. So I come home from a long day at work and he has the next episode loaded up and waiting to watch. I find this sweet so I lay down on the couch with him to enjoy. Did I mention that it had been a super long day at work? Okay. Mentioned. Yet, fiance was hoping to stay up late and watch the rest of the season (3 episodes in total... meaning 3 hours... and I got home after 10 PM). Here is his attempt to convince me:
Bones episode on during the following conversation:
Hodgins is talking to Brennan about the source of saliva found on the clothing of a victim.
Fiance: Speaking of saliva... wanna swap ours?
Me: What?
Fiance: I was trying to be romantic.
Me: It didn't work. What do you want?
Fiance: I wanna watch the end of the season. There's only three episodes left.
Me: No.
Fiance: Please?
Me: No.
Fiance: We can swap saliva to make the time go faster.
Me: No. No. And No. I am exhausted. You can stay up to watch, but I will be going to bed after this one.
Fiance: Even though I offered to love up on you?
Me: Yes. Although the idea of "swapping saliva" is rather wonderfully appetizing, I am tired.
Fiance: (sensing sarcasm) Okay fine. I'll just live vicariously through Bones and Booth.
Me: They don't kiss in this season.
Fiance: Shit.
Needless to say, I went to bed and he followed. We will probably finish the season tonight as I actually get off work at a decent hour. I love my romantic fiance.